The cause of the EU's crazy policies has finally been revealed! Get a load of this: traces of cocaine have been found in the European Parliament building in Brussels.
A professor who analysed the samples said the amounts found were too great to have been carried in on clothing.
"It simply reflects the fact that cocaine was brought in there," Professor Fritz Sorgel of the Institute for Biomedical and Pharmaceutical Research in Nuremberg (IBMP) told the BBC News website.
"The amount was too high and found in too many spots. It shows it was brought in deliberately."
Reaction from a colleague of mine: "I'm not surprised!"In one room the concentration was so high that there was only one possible explanation - cocaine had been consumed there just before the sample was taken.