The Armchair View: Bizarre

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Bizarre

Not only are they deadly enemies of ours, they are also weirdos! What on earth could Al Qaeda possibly want with Russell Crowe? Don't they know he is one of the most spoilt stars around? He'd probably give them a run for their money!
Anyway, the only logical step to take now is to make a Hollywood movie about a star who is targeted by a terrorist network. How's that for nombrilisme?

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