The Armchair View: Good news

Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Good news

One of the most annoying human beings alive, Dominique de Villepin, has been nominated to be the next prime minister of France. This is excellent news because being prime minister under Chirac, in these difficult economic times, will probably destroy his political career. If Chirac had wanted to make a really clever move he should have appointed his arch-rival Nicolas Sarkozy to the post, which would have ruined his mystique and damaged his hopes of becoming the UMP's presidential candidate in 2007 (and replacing Chirac, who wants to run again).

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